A Dollar Short
I realize this is late but every Thanksgiving I make a list of the things I’m thankful for. This tradish (I shorten words sometimes to make myself seem cooler) started two years ago and the list has grown to many in number. Be thankful peeps (See? I did it again.):
My family,
Gas fire places,
Diversity,
Music that speaks to me,
Animals that speak to me,
Calculators,
My arms and legs,
21yrs of successful living,
Sucky times in life,
Love seats,
My laptop,
Jake,
The microcomputer revolution,
Matlock,
Clip art,
Facebook/Myspace,
Ctrl A,
Love that doesn’t fade,
Star Wars,
Tylenol,
Stove top stuffing,
People that keep me humble,
Bar soap,
Sports center,
Lint removers,
The Buckle,
Sponge Bob,
Warm days when its supposed to be cold,
Windshield wipers wiping to the music,
Old women with blue hair,
Wal mart,
Baby ducks,
Old pick up trucks,
The circle of life,
The lack of human understanding,
Forgivness,
Payton Manning,
Safe auto,
And did i say matlock?
Table salt,
John Mayer,
Wireless Internet,
Halo,
Pictures,
Ice cubes,
A/C,
Velcro
Kraft Singles
Velcro Strapped Shoes
Mach 3 Turbos
Peace that surpasses understanding
Speedway Slushies
Manifest Destiny
Courtney Mathews
Shower Mats
Family Matters
Girls that drive green Minivans
Screen T’s
Family Portraits with matching clothes
KOIN
Glad Tidings (ABF)
Jake Davis
Steak
Remote Control’s
A friend that sticks closer than a brother
ACB
Drums
Cuddling
Shock collars for dogs
Love
Diversity
Electricity
Ethnicity (Just to keep the “ity” going)
Caffeinated Beverages
HALO
Mashed Potatoes
Burnable CD’s
Wi-Fi
Lazer Mice
Txting
Zip-up Fleece
Natural Wood Promark Drum Sticks
Gel Pens
Starbucks
Having the means to obtain a college education
Remote Controls
Garage Band
Rock Band
Photoshop
Audio Books
Defrosters
Crunchy Leaves
Got2BGlued
KOIN
Staple Removers
My Bike
Umbrella’s in Drinks
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- Published:
- November 30, 2008 / 10:32 pm
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- Nonsense
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- Thanksgiving
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